the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

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you know you’ve been watching too many hauls on youtube when you live in tiny nz and you recognize where clothes are from when you see them on tumblr